Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,

When I am sick I kiss my wife

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa,
zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao
aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Bus bhi karo ab

Girl: Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy: Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl: Kisi ney daikh lia to ?
Boy: Kuch nahi ho ga bus seedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl: Bus bohat ho gaya ab main tumhein aur nahi karney doon gi ! Boy: Please thora sa aur karney do..!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to main fail ho jaon ga please..!

500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish dat

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

It’s called Prayer

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Biology and Sociology

Que. What’s the difference between
biology and sociology?
Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom,
then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour,
then it is sociology.

Husband touched boobs

- Husband touched boobs and
- sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
- wonderful doodh.
- Immediately wife touched
- his penis n said: Thanda
- matlab CHOTA COKE!

A childhad never seen his hips

A childhad never seen his hips
once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips…
he was very angry
he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe

Can we do romance

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Stress is when wife is pregnant

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.

Sardar aur aurat ka doodh

sardar ko aik hakeem ne
aurat ka doodh bimari ka hal tajweez kia
sardar ne kahin se aurat ka intizam kai
sardar ne jab aurat ka doodh peena shoora kia
tu auerat garam ho gai
aur sexy awaz mein sardar se boli
sardar ji kuch aur chai
sardar: agar sath biscuit mil jaein tu kia hi bat hai

woh kia hai jo

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

Usne utari saree

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Pehle KISS karo

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Wah Wah Wah
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha
“Happy MANGO season”

Bachay kaisay paida karti hay

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…